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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 13:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Blood test detects multiple cancer types through cell-free DNA - Medical Xpress

Then came..

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Enamel proteins from Paranthropus robustus teeth reveal biological sex and genetic variability - Phys.org

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

10 Albums Out This Week You Should Listen to Now - Pitchfork

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

What are women's true thoughts and feelings on bestiality?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Why do some people admire Latin American cultures but not want to be from or live in those countries?

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

FDA chief wary of federal recommendations for Covid-19 vaccines - Politico

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

What the Spurs will do with the second pick - Pounding The Rock

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

No way

Volcanic Eruptions Can Create Ice in The Sky, And We Finally Know How - ScienceAlert